tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-89269353123222846162012-02-16T19:11:08.068+08:00Joke Joke langMga pinagsama samang katatawanan. Halinat tayo ay tumawa upang sandaling makalimutan ang mga problema.binibinihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14842919528641573455noreply@blogger.comBlogger251100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8926935312322284616.post-80042798082513536872009-02-02T21:41:00.001+08:002009-02-02T21:43:21.350+08:00smart pinoy<div align="justify"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#000099;">A Filipino, a German and a Pakistani are arrested in Saudi Arabia forconsuming alcohol, which is considered a serious offense in SaudiArabia .Ea ch is sentenced 20 lashes of the whip.<br />However, as they are preparing for their punishment, the Sheikannounces:"It's my first wife's birthday today. She has asked me to allow each ofyou one wish before your whipping."<br />The German who is first in line, says: "Please tie a pillow to myback."<br />This is done, but the pillow lasts for only 10 lashes and torn inshreds.The German is carried out bleeding and crying with pain.<br />The Pakistani is next up. After watching the German in horror he sayssmugly: "Please fix two pillows to my back."<br />But even two pillows can take only 15 lashes. The Pakistani is also ledaway whimpering loudly.<br />The Filipino is the last one up, but before he can say anything, theSheikhsays to him: "You are from one of most beautiful countries in theworld.For this, you may have two wishes!"<br />"Thank you, you your Most Royal and Merciful Highness," the Filipinoreplied.<br />"In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not20,but 100 lashes."<br />"Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave," The Sheik says. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then sobeit. And what is your second wish?"<br />The Filipino smiles and says, "Tie the Pakistani to my back."</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8926935312322284616-8004279808251353687?l=jo-kerme.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>binibinihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14842919528641573455noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8926935312322284616.post-3026867942377192952009-02-02T10:28:00.000+08:002009-02-02T10:29:22.689+08:00types of couplesTypes of couples:<br /><br />1. Boy Gwapo + Girl Ganda = Nagmamahalan<br /><br />2. Boy Gwapo + Girl Panget = Pinikot!<br /><br />3. Boy Panget + Girl Ganda = Tinutukan!<br /><br />4. Boy Panget + Girl Pangit = Pasensyahan<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8926935312322284616-302686794237719295?l=jo-kerme.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>binibinihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14842919528641573455noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8926935312322284616.post-33399843951001696672009-02-02T10:26:00.002+08:002009-02-02T21:44:00.801+08:00ayoko nang magpakasal<span style="color:#000099;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Ayoko nang magpakasal sa iyo,</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Dahil pag kasal na tayo, dapat kong gamitin ang sa iyo.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Hindi ko kaya,masyadong mahaba, mahihirapan ako.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Ngawit at ngalay na ang kamay ko,</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">hindi pa tapos ang ipagagawa mo.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Mantakin mo...</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Garchitorina de Misericordia y Aguardecimiento,</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">sobrang haba ng apelyido mo!</span><br /></span><a id="hide-labels-link" style="DISPLAY: inline" onclick="BLOG_hideLabels(); return false" href="http://www.blogger.com/post-create.g?blogID=8926935312322284616#"><br /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8926935312322284616-3339984395100169667?l=jo-kerme.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>binibinihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14842919528641573455noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8926935312322284616.post-66410502603851930942009-02-02T10:25:00.002+08:002009-02-02T10:32:21.904+08:00ginahasa<span style="font-family:georgia;">Inday: Sir, karamihan pala ng nakalibing sa sementeryo, ginahasa!</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">Sir: Paano mo nalaman?</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">Inday: Kasi, nakalagay sa lapida nila. RIP!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8926935312322284616-6641050260385193094?l=jo-kerme.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>binibinihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14842919528641573455noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8926935312322284616.post-46915857746327422682009-02-02T10:24:00.001+08:002009-02-02T10:33:34.389+08:00ayaw ng pamilya<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-family:arial;" >Gina: Halata na ang tiyan mo, bakit hindi pa kayo magpakasal ng boyfriend mo?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-family:arial;" >Katrina: Ayaw ng pamilya niya, eh!</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-family:arial;" >Gina: Sino ang may ayaw, ang tatay o nanay niya?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-family:arial;" >Katrina: Iyung misis niya!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8926935312322284616-4691585774632742268?l=jo-kerme.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>binibinihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14842919528641573455noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8926935312322284616.post-9673920008432426132009-02-02T10:22:00.001+08:002009-02-02T21:44:26.054+08:00Batit ato buyoy ???<span style="color:#000099;">Lumapit ang labindalawang taong gulang na batang lalake sa kanyang lola at nagtanong.<br /><br />"Yoya, batit ato buyoy?"<br /><br />"Kasi supot ka pa, Iho, kahit itanong mo sa nanay mo," paliwanag ng lola.<br /><br />"Nanay, batit ako buyoy?" tanong naman ulit ng anak sa kanyang ina.<br /><br />"Kasi supot ka pa, kahit itanong mo sa tatay mo," sagot naman ng nanay.<br /><br />Lapit ang bata sa tatay at nagtanong ulit. "Tatay, batit ato buyoy?"<br /><br />Nagbuntong-hininga ang tatay bago sumagot, "Kati tupot ka pa."</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8926935312322284616-967392000843242613?l=jo-kerme.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>binibinihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14842919528641573455noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8926935312322284616.post-14352697399731659342008-12-18T15:17:00.003+08:002009-02-02T10:34:37.023+08:00ano ang<span style=";font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;" >Anong saging ang mataba? SABA<br />Anong saging ang maliit? SEÑORITA<br />Yung sinusubo pati balat?.. starts with a T? </span><br /><span style=";font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;" >sirit na? Esep............esep..!<br />Ano pa eh di turon!!! </span><br /><span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;" ></span><br /><span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:130%;" >Ikaw ha, iba iniisip mo!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8926935312322284616-1435269739973165934?l=jo-kerme.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>binibinihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14842919528641573455noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8926935312322284616.post-8248913508558124532008-12-18T15:13:00.002+08:002008-12-18T15:16:18.254+08:00OLD CHINESE IN DEATH BED<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#000099;">"Akyen junior 'ndyan ba?" </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#000099;">"Dito po!"<br />"Akyen panganay 'ndyan ba?" </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#000099;">"Dito po!" </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#000099;">"Akyen daughter 'ndyan ba?" </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#000099;">"Dito po!"<br />"Akyen asawa 'ndyan ba?" </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#000099;">"Dito din po!"<br />"Walahiya! Dito kayo lahat! Wala tao tindahan!"</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8926935312322284616-824891350855812453?l=jo-kerme.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>binibinihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14842919528641573455noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8926935312322284616.post-52395870005211273622008-12-18T14:55:00.002+08:002008-12-18T15:03:31.856+08:00mga trabaho<span style="font-family:arial;">Nagkita ang magkumpadre na matagal na ring di nagkikita:<br />"Pare saan ka nag - tra- trabaho ngayon?"<br />"IBM, Pare", ang sagot."<br />"IBM eh, wala ka namang computer background ah?"<br />"Istambay Buong Maghapon."<br />"Eh ikaw Pare anong trabaho mo ngayon?"<br />"Chemist, Pare"<br />"Chemist, paanong nangyari 'yon eh, di ka naman nag-college?"<br />"Ke Misis umaasa, Pare."</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8926935312322284616-5239587000521127362?l=jo-kerme.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>binibinihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14842919528641573455noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8926935312322284616.post-44879350949084253592008-12-18T14:37:00.002+08:002008-12-18T15:22:04.444+08:00Citizenship<div align="justify"><span style="font-family:verdana;">A Filipino lady was taking the exam for US naturalization and citizenship. </span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:verdana;">She aced the test. The examiner said, "Now, the last part of the exam is a vocabulary test. </span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:verdana;">Can you spell the word 'Window?'" The lady said, "W-I-N-D-O-W." </span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:verdana;">"Ah, very good," the examiner said, "Now, use it in a sentence."</span></div><div align="justify"><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">"WINDOW I get my citizenship papers?"</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8926935312322284616-4487935094908425359?l=jo-kerme.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>binibinihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14842919528641573455noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8926935312322284616.post-19876823454833855702008-12-18T14:34:00.003+08:002008-12-18T14:40:09.673+08:00use in a s entence<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#006600;">SPANISH TEACHER: Ok class, use "puera" in a sentence.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#006600;">STUDENT: Mi maestra es muy bonita.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#006600;">TEACHER: That's very flattering but where isthe word "puera"?</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#006600;">STUDENT: Puera ka!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8926935312322284616-1987682345483385570?l=jo-kerme.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>binibinihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14842919528641573455noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8926935312322284616.post-83586306239400349702008-12-18T14:33:00.003+08:002008-12-18T15:24:29.093+08:00TSIMAY STORY<span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;color:#cc0000;">SENORITA: Inday, magluto ka ng marami mamaya. Dadating ang mga amiga ko.<br />INDAY : Yes mam! Ano'ng klase ng luto ang gusto n'yo, Yung babalik pa sila uli o hindi na!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8926935312322284616-8358630623940034970?l=jo-kerme.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>binibinihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14842919528641573455noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8926935312322284616.post-32686415401338990212008-12-04T00:15:00.001+08:002008-12-04T00:38:30.491+08:00hala lagot<span style="color:#ff6600;">Dalagita: Mom, totoo ba na kung saan pinasok ang ari ng lalaki dun din lumalabas ang baby??<br />Mom: oo anak..totoo un!!!<br />Dalagita: Di kaya masira ang tonsil ko paglabas ng baby ko??</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8926935312322284616-3268641540133899021?l=jo-kerme.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>binibinihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14842919528641573455noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8926935312322284616.post-32918302215251399712008-12-03T23:51:00.005+08:002008-12-04T00:07:54.850+08:00test<span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:courier new;">Doctor: cge, pag nakapasa ka sa test ko na to, lalabas ka na.</span><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;">Patient: cge!</span><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;">Doctor: tumulay ka sa ilaw ng flashlyt.</span><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;">Patient: anu ako gago? Ayoko nga.</span><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;">Doctor: mukhang magaling ka na nga, teka. Bat ayaw mong tumulay?</span><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;">Patient: dok, mautak ako. Eh kung patayin mo ung flashlight, eh di nahulog ako!!!</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8926935312322284616-3291830221525139971?l=jo-kerme.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>binibinihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14842919528641573455noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8926935312322284616.post-29753151167959670512008-12-03T01:31:00.004+08:002008-12-04T00:12:40.147+08:00History<span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:arial;color:#cc0000;">Teacher - Renato, kilala mo ba si Jose Rizal?</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;color:#cc0000;">Renato - Hindi po, Mam.</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;color:#cc0000;">Teacher - Rowena, kilala mo ba si Jose Rizal?</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;color:#cc0000;">Rowena - Hindi rin po, Mam.</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;color:#cc0000;">Teacher - Wala ba sa inyo ang nakakikilala kay Jose Rizal?</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;color:#cc0000;">Jasmine - Mam, baka sa kabilang section siya...</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8926935312322284616-2975315116795967051?l=jo-kerme.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>binibinihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14842919528641573455noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8926935312322284616.post-58163343606701610142008-12-03T01:15:00.005+08:002008-12-18T15:03:58.410+08:00Anniversary Gift<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;">Misis - Hon, anong gift mo sa akin sa silver annivesary natin?<br />Mister - Dadalhin kita sa Riyad.<br />Misis - Wow, how sweet naman. E, sa golden anniversary natin?<br />Mister - Susunduin na kita dun.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8926935312322284616-5816334360670161014?l=jo-kerme.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>binibinihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14842919528641573455noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8926935312322284616.post-65121496141863839392008-11-28T12:41:00.005+08:002008-12-04T00:08:44.573+08:00Alam nio 2<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color:#ff0000;">BOY: Alam nio! Alam nio! Alam nio! Alaaaaaam niooooooooo!</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">GIRL: Alam nio din!</span></span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;"><em>Scene:</em> (Magsyotang ngongo na nagsasabihan ng "I love you")</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Sweet noh??? :)</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8926935312322284616-6512149614186383939?l=jo-kerme.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>binibinihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14842919528641573455noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8926935312322284616.post-5484566449818354102008-11-27T13:58:00.002+08:002008-11-27T14:00:48.634+08:00First Name Last Name<span style="color:#000099;">Q: Anong apelyido ni Cedie?</span><br /><span style="color:#000099;">A: Cedie Player<br /></span><br /><span style="color:#000099;">Q: Anong apleyido ni Beast?</span><br /><span style="color:#000099;">A: Beast Kwit<br /></span><br /><span style="color:#000099;">Q: Ano last name ni Anchor?</span><br /><span style="color:#000099;">A: Anchor Tis<br /></span><br /><span style="color:#000099;">Q: Ano last name ni Jewel?</span><br /><span style="color:#000099;">A: Jewel Torre<br /></span><br /><span style="color:#000099;">Q: Anong apelyido ni Christopher?</span><br /><span style="color:#000099;">A: Christopher Minute<br /></span><br /><span style="color:#000099;">Q: Anong first name ni Keno?</span><br /><span style="color:#000099;">A: Krisa Keno<br /></span><br /><span style="color:#000099;">Q: Ano first name ni Janno?</span><br /><span style="color:#000099;">A: Eduman Janno<br /></span><br /><span style="color:#000099;">Q: Ano first name ni Pikachu?</span><br /><span style="color:#000099;">A: Cherrypie Pikachu<br /></span><br /><span style="color:#000099;">Q: Ano first name ni Kenny G?</span><br /><span style="color:#000099;">A: Johnep Kenny G<br /></span><br /><span style="color:#000099;">Q: ano ang first name ni Volta?</span><br /><span style="color:#000099;">A: Johntra Volta<br /></span><br /><span style="color:#000099;">Q: Ano first name ni Diether?</span><br /><span style="color:#000099;">A: Tirso Cruz Diether</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8926935312322284616-548456644981835410?l=jo-kerme.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>binibinihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14842919528641573455noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8926935312322284616.post-46104613555672184432008-11-27T13:48:00.004+08:002008-12-18T15:25:00.699+08:00butlig<span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:courier new;color:#cc0000;">Amo: Bakit ka umiiyak? </span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;color:#cc0000;">Katulong: Sabi po ni dok tatanggalan po ako ng butlig </span><br /></span><span style="font-family:courier new;"><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color:#cc0000;">Amo: Butlig lang iiyak ka na… </span><br /><br /><span style="color:#cc0000;">Katulong: Kasi ok lang kung right lig or left lig lang po.. pero bakit naman <strong>butligs</strong> pa….. </span></span></span><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8926935312322284616-4610461355567218443?l=jo-kerme.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>binibinihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14842919528641573455noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8926935312322284616.post-64176619012321592542008-11-26T14:31:00.006+08:002008-12-04T00:07:22.978+08:00Final Exam<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="color:#000099;">Final exams na ng mga seminarista..pag nakapasa sila dito ay magiging Pari na sila... sabi ng Paring examiner...lahat kayo ay sasabitan ko ng bell sa inyong pagkalalaki.. at pag tumunog ang bell ang ibig sabihin ay tumigas kaya bagsak sa exam pag tumunog... </span><br /><span style="color:#000099;"></span><br /></span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="color:#000099;">Unang exam ay binigyan lahat sila ng mga porno magazines..puro bold talaga...walang tumunog...pasado lahat..<br /></span><br /><span style="color:#000099;">Next ay pinapanood sila ng x-rated na films...triple x pero no effect sa kanila...pasado na naman.. </span><br /><span style="color:#000099;"></span><br /></span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="color:#000099;">Then, may babaeng pumasok sa examination room...pinasayaw at isa isang tinanggal ang kanyang suot... wala pa ring tumutunog na bell...matitibay talaga...<br /></span><br /><span style="color:#000099;">Eh doon sa kuwartong yon ay sobra ang init..walang air con...inis na inis na si Pedro sa tagal ng exam.. pinagpapawisan na siya...kaya sa inis ay hinubad ang suot na sutana...nakita ng mga seminarista ang kanyang tinago...biglang nagtunugan lahat ng bell... </span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8926935312322284616-6417661901232159254?l=jo-kerme.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>binibinihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14842919528641573455noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8926935312322284616.post-72700149613746499362008-11-26T14:30:00.004+08:002008-12-18T15:22:30.866+08:00golf courseChinese: I have 4 wives, 1 more I have a basketball team.<br />American: I have 9 wives, 1 more I have a football team.<br />Pinoy: I have 17 wives, 1 more I have a golf course, 18 holes.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8926935312322284616-7270014961374649936?l=jo-kerme.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>binibinihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14842919528641573455noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8926935312322284616.post-22506894208359176972008-11-26T01:26:00.001+08:002008-11-26T01:28:18.135+08:00Pageant Night Miss Universe Beauty Pageant Q & A PortionQUESTION : Ms. America, how would you describe a male organ in your country?<br />MS. 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Tinks por da God, you know, and tinks por ol da pelepeno pipo!'- <em>Manny Pacquiao.</em></span></li><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /></span><li><span style="COLOR: rgb(51,51,255);font-size:100%;" >'You never even thank me for making you happy, then you throw me awayjust like that. I hate you for using me, for making my life full ofshit!' - <em>Tissue</em></span></li><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /></span><li><span style="font-size:100%;">'Hindi llahat ng kulot, salot!'- Golddilocks'Hindi lahat ng bubuyog, kulay itim!'- <em>Jollibee</em></span></li><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /></span><li><span style="COLOR: rgb(51,51,255);font-size:100%;" >'Alam kong sa tingin mo, masaya ako! Pero bakit kayo ganyan?! Satuwing wala na kayong masabi, ako na lang ang ginagamit nyo! 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Nagsasawa na ako. Mabuti pang patayin mo nalang ako'.- <em>Electric fan</em></span></li><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /></span><li><span style="font-size:100%;">'Hindi lahat na walang salawal ay bastos!'- <em>winnie d' pooh</em></span></li><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /></span><li><span style="COLOR: rgb(51,51,255);font-size:100%;" >'Alam mo ba wala akong ibang hinangad kundi ang mapalapit sa iyo.Pero patuloy ang pag-iwas mo'.- <em>ipis</em></span></li><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /></span><li><span style="font-size:100%;">'Hala! sige magpakasasa ka! Alam ko namang katawan ko lang ang habol mo.'-<em>hipon</em></span></li><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /></span><li><span style="COLOR: rgb(51,51,255);font-size:100%;" >'Ayoko na! Pag nagmamahal ako, lagi na lang maraming tao angnagagalit! Wala ba akong karapatang magmahal?!' -Gasolina</span></li><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /></span><li><span style="font-size:100%;">'Sawang-sawa na ako, palagi na lang akong pinagpapasa-pasahan, pagodna pagod na ako.'- <em>Bola</em></span></li><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /></span><li><span style="COLOR: rgb(51,51,255);font-size:100%;" >'Ginawa ko naman lahat para sumaya ka, mahirap ka ba talagang makontento sa isa? Bakit palipat-lipat ka?- <em>TV</em></span></li><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /></span><li><span style="font-size:100%;">'Hindi lahat ng maasim may vitamin C'-<em>kili kili</em></span></li><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /></span><li><span style="COLOR: rgb(51,51,255);font-size:100%;" >'Pilitin mo man na alisin ako sa buhay mo, babalik at babalik ako!- <em>Libag</em></span></li><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /></span><li><span style="font-size:100%;">'Anung kasalanan ko sa iyo, iniwan mo na lang akong duguan...'-<em>Sanitary Napkin</em></span></li><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /></span><li><span style="COLOR: rgb(51,51,255);font-size:100%;" >'Hwag mo na akong bilugin..'-kulangot'Bwisit na buhay ito! Araw-araw na lang, itlog! Umaga, tanghali,gabi, itlog! Itlog! Itlog! Lagi na lang itlog!'-Brief</span></li><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /></span><li><span style="font-size:100%;">'Sige, kalimutan mo ako para malaman ng iba ang baho mo! - <em>deodorant</em></span></li><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /></span><li><span style="COLOR: rgb(51,51,255);font-size:100%;" >'Ako lang ang makakapagpadugo ng ilong ni Manny Pacquiao!'- <em>English</em></span></li><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /></span><li><span style="font-size:100%;">'Hind i t otoong anak ko si Bakekang! At lalong hindi ko kapatid siMike Enriquez! Kaya pwede ba, tigilan na ang tsismis na yan!'- <em>Shrek </em></span></li></ul><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8926935312322284616-9211539571555645795?l=jo-kerme.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>binibinihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14842919528641573455noreply@blogger.com0